Crazy invention of the month!

Toddler tamers

Crazy invention of the month!

The Toddler Tamers

Gone are the days of buying roses or a box of chocolates for your significant other. Nowadays, something useful, thoughtful and truly memorable will help your partner understand just how far you’ll go for them, and your future together.

When thinking about the future, Valentine’s day usually sets the tone for what may come later in life. We’ve planned for the inevitable, and pre-empted the perfect product to help you manage any …bumps that may appear along the way!

Toddler Tamers, by Kindex, are a practical, forward-thinking solution for children who frequently re-enact Steve McQueen’s part in ‘The Great Escape.’ Suitable for children aged 2 to 16, this product is cruelty-free, one-size fits all, and allows your little one the freedom they deserve.

Warning, side effects may include:

  • Heel dragging.
  • Unusual muscular leg growth.
  • Unwanted interest from social services.

**Not suitable for usage in close proximity to a swimming pool.

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