11 Jan Crazy invention of the month!
SUCCESS by Trump
Welcome back. We hope you’ve all had an amazing Christmas and New Year.
To kick start 2018, we felt it necessary to share a few resolution ideas, and of course, this year’s first crazy invention winner: ‘SUCCESS by Trump!’
According to the reviews, the deodorant smells fantastic, exactly what you need to kick start each day. Watch out! Surprisingly, it’s been reported to come with some…undesirable side effects!
How are you all getting on with your New Year resolutions? Not too well?
Rest assured, smothering yourself in the sweet smell of SUCCESS is enough to see your New Years resolutions through to the very end.
If you haven’t committed to one yet, we’ve compiled a brief inspirational list of resolutions taken directly from Trump himself:
- Think before I speak.
- Check Twitter less often when at work.
- Don’t pester the interns.
- Attempt to recover the Rocket Man album sent to Pyongyang.